Peyton – Dawg of the Month

Boat days are better with Peyton at the helm. Catch her navigating tides and turning heads — all while repping the stars and stripes.

Low maintenance, high vibes. Bonus points for duct tape. She’s got grit, charm, and a top-tier meme game.

Slope style meets snow ninja. Peyton keeps it chill on the mountain but might ski straight into your heart.

Peyton lights up every room — and sometimes the whole sorority wall. Certified GLOW Queen with unmatched party experience and presence.

Suitor Screening Criteria 📋

Peyton enjoys long walks on the beach, abstract art she pretends to understand, and creative dates that don’t involve splitting a check. A Charlotte-based banker with a cat and a mortgage, she is the oldest of four siblings and carries that oldest-child emotional weight like a pro. She doesn’t *expect* flowers on a first date — but would absolutely judge you silently if you don’t bring them.

Now, before you slide into her DMs or drop a LinkedIn connection, here’s what we gathered from our *very official* interviews with family and friends:

• Brother Mason’s Criteria: Suitors should ideally be 5'4" so Mason can beat them up. But if you're nice enough, 6'4" is acceptable — begrudgingly.
• Sister Campbell’s Dilemma: There’s an ongoing debate: dad bod vs. gym bro. Peyton says jacked. Campbell says squishy is in. We say — both should apply. May the biceps (or brunch belly) win.
• Campbell’s Wish: He must be emotionally intelligent, masculine, and able to meet all her needs — physical, mental, and whatever other chakras are involved.
• Elizabeth’s Expertise: Handsome is good. Smart is better. Rich? Ideal.

Finally, for legal reasons, you must be okay with:

• Being filmed during all interactions
• Subject to mandatory exit interviews
• Having those interviews critiqued by Peyton's personal Board of Advisors (i.e. friends & family)

Only qualified suitors will be considered. But don’t worry — KPIs are flexible if your love language is charcuterie and commitment.